Life ke pange :(

Finally, I took the much awaited decision. I waited for this day more than Rakhi waited for her two sons:- 

Mere bete aayenge, Mere Karan Arjun aayenge.

Yes, I took the leap of faith. I have quit my job. 

Last week , I walked into my Manager's cabin. which by the way stinks more than a rotten cabbage, cooked with onion and said the three magical words I AM QUITTING . It took me more than 8 months to discover that I do not belong to the place, I tried everything possible to love the job, which includes admiring my Manger's FUGLY looking shirt, booking  resort for Team outing and praising manager's wife by saying you are looking too good mam.

But then there is limit of everything and it has become a matter of When and not why? So, finally I went to him: 

I had  practiced the entire conversation , learnt it by heart and puked the entire feelings. There were some awkward moments  , when our eyes locked and none of us knew what to say, it was more like a break up kind of thing. 

I came out of his cabin with a ear-to-ear smile on my face and my tie on my nose (Remember the smell in cabin.). I made some mental notes, in order of importance:-

1) Put all staplers, pencils and other stationery in bag before leaving.

2) Delete all p##n movies from my office laptop. Yes, i am that cheap.

3) Send mails to colleague biding good bye.

4) Pay cold-drink bills.

5) Delete history from browser. :), yes its very important.

6) Complete all the Exit formalities  ( Least important, since if I forget to do point 2 and 4 of the above mentioned Dos they will not allow me to go)

Okay, even point number 4 is important. The pan-wala with whom I have running accounts knows some big shots in underworld.

Though, I have to serve three months of notice period,  I can utilize this time to build ground for my CA Practice. I have made some breakthroughs also:-

1) Got a branch office from Kolkata.

2) Signed a lease agreement for office.

3) Arranged 2-3 clients, for achieving BEP.

4) Tapping a millionaire's daughter ( I need capital)

Wish me luck. Mujhe dawa ki nahi duaa ki zarurat hai!!!!

Give your suggestions, I am carving for it and I need it. I have screwed my articleship days but yes, this time I am damn serious.   

Regards,

The other side of a chartered accountant

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Chota packet baddi musibat!!!

Do you know how it feels, being an elder brother. Certainly not good!!! 

Trust me it feels like pain in not so decent place.

It feels like you have a tail. Yes, you guessed it right, I have an extremely clingy brother who goes wherever I go. Who considers all my friends as his, and who thinks that its his birth right to annoy me. Irony is even my friends likes to hang out with my YOUNGER brother. I see nightmares of  him : 

Nightmare 1  : Scene 42/ Dialogue 3

Me: Aaj mere pass Bangla hai, gaddi hai, bank balance hai... tumhare pass kya hai!!

Clingy brother: Mere pass.. Mere pass.. Tumhare DOST hai!!!!!

I wonder why he always feels the need to tell all my friends that I watch Pokemon and Swat cats, wears Duck Tales Payjama and don't take showers on Saturday and Sunday. (Wiase bhi sunday ko kaun Nahata hai yaar )

Two days back he sent me one of my old pic on whats app. Then he messaged me LOL,  again LOL then HAHAHA and then this HAHAHA and LOL season goes on for a full fifteen minutes. After that he din't send any thing for straight 21 minutes. I thought It's over. But then again I got an image . It was the same pic but was edited slightly  PINK LIPS. Agrrrrr!!!! Oh!! Did I mention that he is 19 years old?

All those who know me, knows how much I appreciate every second of my sleep but for him it is the perfect time to listen loud music. In words of Rajesh Khana " Pushapa pushpa I hate Brothers re" He considers my wardrobe as his, and yes, never allows me to wear his clothes (Even those clothes that he doesn't wear). 

Few days back I got a friend request on Facebook (The only book that interests me). It was him. My greatest nightmare. I know it is the time for me to remove almost all my wall posts, block few of very good friends (girls) and to delete few pics. Moments later I got a call from my Mom. Mom screamed Why don't you accept your brother's request. Learn from Lila aunt's kids they all are friends on Facebook. It is only you who is rude to your brother. By the way Lila Aunt is our neighbor, again-a-totally-uninvited-trouble-in-my-miserable-life. And her kids are, Rajat and Rita are two confused souls. Rajat thinks he is Rita and Rita thinks other way around, I hope you got the gist. Uss type ke log.

Okay, I know its better to delete my facebook account itself. God help me!! Just wondering Is there any law to charge him for cyber bullying me? 

Its time for me to go. I know somewhere something is cooking against me. I have to decipher some information to fail coup against me.I am sure KGB/ Hamas/RAW/FBI must be considering my brother as a potential secret agent considering his Gorilla war techniques. 

I know it sounds sissy but I still sing Dexter's Title song:

Dexter ki Labotory -2
Jaha yeh bacha sabse hoshiyaar .. par DEEDEE uske experiments karti hai bekar!!!

Regards,

The Other side of a Chartered Accountant