How would you feel if a GUPCHUP wala (Commonly known as RAAMJEE in our city) will offer you a pappadi without asking for it, Green CHUTNEY will be offered with samosa for free, Poly bags are given free in a shopping mall.
Of course Great!!!
Same thing happened with me. I prayed for a Girlfriend and I am getting two!!
Last Thursday I got a brand new, trendy, good looking, cute , awesome, sexy, hot, fashionable, stylish, elegant girl.
Although I am already committed with someone, so, I decided to let her () go.
But one fine morning when I was busy with my Laptop, I heared a TV commercial " Men will be Men", But I ignored this SIGNAL OF GOD. Same day during my lunch one of my friend was watching a classic Indian movie and an oldie in that movie was saying " KANNON SABOOTO KO MAANTA HAI JAASBATOON KO NAHI" I knew this was again GOD'S SIGNAL (Must be from Lord KRISHNA). I thought for a moment " she " will never came to know afbout my affair . And even if "she" will came to know where is the SABOOT judge SAAb??
So I decided to go for her. However, I decided to let her know that I am already committed and that she need to abide by some conditions.
I prepared a contract (Sometimes Education Helps!!). Here is the format which I sent to her.
Private & Confidential
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Miss shrivastva
My sweet neighbour
Tel: 97@#$%^&
EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT
Dear Vristi (Not so hot but very fat girl),
This contract is in between Mr. SEXYkumar (Herewith referred to as first person) and Miss Vristi(Herewith referred to as Second person). The contract shall remain valid for :
End of two years or
Your Marriage, whichever is earlier.
1. Appointment
1.1 You shall be appointed to the position of GIRLFRIEND (Temporary on contract basis)
1.2 You will join as early as possible but not later than 28th April, 2012
1.3 You shall be based in Ramgarh but will serve me from that place.
1.4 Your employment with the me is subject to the following condition:
(a) You will call me atleast once in a day, upper limit is not fixed. (However I do not guarantee that I will pick your call. I shall receive your call only on availability of time)
(b) I will call you only subject to availability of balance and time
(c) You have to send me Good Morning /Afternoon/Evening messages everyday, but I do Not gurantee any response.
(d) You shall not, except with my written permission; engage directly or indirectly with any body, whether as a Girlfriend/Lesbian friend or otherwise,
(e) There will be no physical contact between you and me, except kiss and that two would only on cheeks.(However it is up to me to enhance the limit, subject to MAAZAA on kiss)
(f) From today onwards you will call me " jaan" "babu" "betu" "sweetheart" "sona" etc etc. for more adjectives contact some PYAAR KA MAARA and ask him/her.
(g) I like talking NonVeg, so you shall be comfortable with it.
(h) I will continue to have relationship with my Girlfriend.
(i) I will send you gift on every valentine/birthday (till contract is valid), and will be expecting the same from you (the price of your gift should match with mine). the gift shall be sent subject to availability of CASH with me at that time. however I will not listen to any such excuse from u.
(j) We will go on date only when I will be in Ramgarh and that too in my favourite restaurant(which is SHAMPA BHOJNALAYA). bill shall be liable to be bifurcated between two of us, two third of which shall be paid by you(looking at your diet)
The contract is liable to be rescinded if any of the above mentioned condition is not fulfilled.
P.S: In return of all these condition I promise to be the best person in your life and I will take utmost CARE of you. I shall take all reasonable steps to make you happy.
Regards
The ultimate Sexy person on the planet
Sexykumar
Please send your acknowledgement within 5 hours, otherwise contract shall deemed to be never been made.
Statutory Warning: Stunt performed by EXPERT, Please do not try this at Workplace/College/School or where ever you are!!!
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